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Post by mauserman on Jan 3, 2009 19:38:46 GMT -5
1. I have no idea why it has so many cannon balls in it.
2. Because the customer said not to bring anything over a five inch slump.
3. No, the salesman didn't send an extra sausage biscuit.
4. You have concrete all over your hopper because you didn't you tell me your horn button doesn't work.
5. I gotta keep some water for myself.
feel free to add your own ;D
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Post by Crazy Mudder Trucker on Jan 3, 2009 22:44:40 GMT -5
1. I have no idea why it has so many cannon balls in it. 2. Because the customer said not to bring anything over a five inch slump. 3. No, the salesman didn't send an extra sausage biscuit. 4. You have concrete all over your hopper because you didn't you tell me your horn button doesn't work. 5. I gotta keep some water for myself. feel free to add your own ;D 6. That's the way I got loaded 7. No I don't know where the next truck is or why it's taking long. 8. Not my fault/problem I did'nt batch it |
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Post by Mort on Jan 3, 2009 23:49:06 GMT -5
9. Its hot because you were late.
10. Its hot because its summer.
11. I don't know why its hot. I just drive.
12. I didn't reset the e-stop because every time I did, you kept pumping.
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gant
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Post by gant on Jan 4, 2009 13:09:21 GMT -5
13. You b!tch when we there arent any trucks here and you pregnant dog when there is too many..
14. I only have 20 gallons left.
15. No you cant pump your hopper out in my truck..
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Post by BillyCement on Jan 4, 2009 17:04:46 GMT -5
16. When you use that slimy crap to lube the hoses try not to get it all over the back of my truck. I know it must be difficult because you always manage to get that slime wherever I have to put my hands. (I remember saying that exact same thing to an old girlfriend) ;D   .
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Post by LEAD DOG on Jan 4, 2009 17:50:39 GMT -5
17) YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A 4" SLUMP IF IT KICKED YA IN YER ASS MISTER!! LEAVE THE WATER TO THE EXPERTS, THE CUSTOMER AND ME! 
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Post by concretejoe on Jan 4, 2009 19:39:23 GMT -5
18) Ummm, No.
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Jan 4, 2009 20:04:03 GMT -5
19. I'm 40 years old.
20. You can pump into my drum until you hit water. ;D
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Post by herslip98 on Jan 4, 2009 20:31:20 GMT -5
21. Must have been the driver before me.
22. I dont know who sprayed your oil off the back of your truck. (See #21)
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Post by Yard Bird on Jan 5, 2009 10:34:23 GMT -5
23. My lines are frozen can I use your water to thaw them out? 24. My horn doesn't work so pay attention, when I stop you stop. 25. If you had the hopper vibrator on this 2" slump might get through the grate. 26. Call dispatch and see where the next truck is. 27. I am a rocket scientist you are just a driver, (I know everything) you know nothing.  ;D  |
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Post by dwfnga on Jan 5, 2009 19:23:55 GMT -5
28 Did I do that?
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Post by concretejoe on Jan 5, 2009 20:36:13 GMT -5
29) No, this is fresh concrete. Honest.
30) Could you make the hopper a little higher please? My chute isn't quite level with the ground just yet.
31) Does that light on the hopper actually work, or is it just decoration?
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Post by gant on Jan 5, 2009 22:43:52 GMT -5
^^ all the lights here are all busted and covered with concrete.. and dont you hate it when you gotta stand on the back bumper or ladder to watch the hopper
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Post by LEAD DOG on Jan 6, 2009 20:33:41 GMT -5
LOOK BUB ! THIS AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE! JUST PUMP THE S*** AND SHUT UP!  GEEEZ!
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Post by sswt on Apr 9, 2009 21:52:33 GMT -5
32) yes ive poured for these idiots before, so dont waste your time pregnant doging at me...at least this time the cheap bastards used a pump to save on my chutes
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dirtydriver
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Get in ,shut up , and listen. u might live through this
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Post by dirtydriver on Apr 10, 2009 20:40:54 GMT -5
enough said
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Post by booger on Jan 3, 2010 20:21:05 GMT -5
Are you the Superintendant or just the fu===== pump operator? That one always cut em down to size.
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Post by slumptydumpty on Feb 20, 2010 22:33:38 GMT -5
got any stickers?
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Post by Yard Bird on Apr 2, 2010 12:13:00 GMT -5
-Did you know your outriggers are off the ground? (do you care) -Your auger stopped (dope never started it) -Why are you late? -Water Wash?  (just suck a ball!!!!!!!) we are to busy for me to stay, That always gets a nasty look -It goes in the back and comes out the hose!! (is this rocket science?) - |
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Post by Mort on Apr 3, 2010 15:23:23 GMT -5
This one is always the same answer, too. |
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Post by chopper103in on Jul 29, 2012 1:01:00 GMT -5
everyone knows concrete flows up hill!!!
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Post by 4point40 on Sept 12, 2012 18:45:23 GMT -5
No speaka English? ? |
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Post by mxrdrver on Dec 31, 2013 6:12:43 GMT -5
NO EXTRA CHARGE, when a big chunk of dried concrete that broke off a fin plugs him up.
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GEEEZ! 
(just suck a ball!!!!!!!) we are to busy for me to stay, That always gets a nasty look