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Post by ozleroy on Dec 16, 2007 17:32:04 GMT -5
A funny story happened last week here with one of our drivers when he was taking a load out in to the country . He was on his way and was chugging up one of the hills and saw a car up ahead pulled up in a strange place on the side of the road. He slowed down thinking it may be someone broken down and started looking round the bush for the driver. Something caught his eye in the bushes, and he said here was a couple " going for it" and the driver said the only thing he remembers and cant get out of his mind " was her black panties around her ankles"
The driver had us all in fits of laughter in the lunch room and said he had to go and get his pacemaker adjusted that night at the hospital !!!
the same driver said to me as he drives a mini mix truck he was backing up a tight driveway between two houses and as he went past the bedroom window 6" away , he said here was a movie camera set up to the bed , he is now hoping to get a balance load late in the day or evening for a late night viewing. ;D
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Post by BillyCement on Dec 16, 2007 17:52:44 GMT -5
We used to have a guy we called "The Route 4 Stroker" who would drive up alongside of us in an AMC Pacer and.....well, he'd be stroking it. This is back in the 80's and I haven't seen him for years. The first time I saw him he was in the fast lane a few car lengths behind me and he had a jacket and tie on. Then when he got along side of me and just stayed there I looked down and thought "Why is he wearing shorts with a jacket and tie?". Then I realized that his pants were down around his ankles and he was rubbing one out. One of our drivers brought a bag of marbles with him so he could throw them at the guy. He had "NYP' plates on his car which meant that he worked for one of the major media outlets in New York City, either a newspaper, radio station or TV station. There's a lot of wackos out there. Not all the squirrels are in the trees.
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Post by harold on Dec 17, 2007 15:27:39 GMT -5
just the other day on the way back to the plant on a backroad,the car ahead of me aways stopped. when i got up there isaw why, there was a cow in the road,being afarmer myself i pulled over parked and proceede to chase the cow back iinto the farm driveway.the funny part is ,at the entrance to the farm was life size cow statue,well it turnes out the cow was in heat and started "riding" the statue. the farmer came out and after a good laugh,i helped him chase her in the barn. Ihave tosay that was a first.
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Post by Mort on Dec 19, 2007 13:06:45 GMT -5
I saw a prostitute trying to get some business. This was at about noon, so she wasn't the top of the heap, but whatever.
I've only been a driver for about a year (in fact, a year Saturday), so I've got time to see some real crazy stuff.
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Post by cfconcrete on Dec 20, 2007 0:11:30 GMT -5
About 10 years or so ago, doing a night pour downtown for ducts, I was standing with a couple of the guys waiting in line for the pour, when I noticed stopped at the red light about 2 feet from us, a car, with a rather strange white collar looking fella in the drivers seat, and in the passanger seat, bent over with the head right in the drivers lap, was a blow up "love doll".....he had his hand on her head, and he was really going to town on this love doll....
I Swear To God.
Can you imagine the balls to be doing this without a care in the world right next to the biggest, baddest bunch of blue collar teamsters hooting and hollaring?
Oh My God.
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