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Post by LEAD DOG on Mar 27, 2008 17:34:02 GMT -5
It's all fun and games until you screw up a load, then you are on my short list. Practical jokes are fine but we (owners included) are all here to make money, $1000 loads of junk concrete really hurt. UM  ....WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH KNOCKING OVER THE INSPECTORS WHEEL BARROW?  |
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Post by advancedriver on Mar 30, 2008 3:05:13 GMT -5
our fleet of Advance used to have really small cabs, and I watched one of our guys fart in another guys cab and slam the door while he was getting loaded!! When he got back in his truck and backed out of the plant, we laughed as we saw him sniffing his armpits like he was wondering where that awful stench was coming from! It was hilarious!
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Post by gant on Mar 30, 2008 7:58:48 GMT -5
we had a guy SHlT on a paper plate and stick it in the compartment under the passanger seat.. it was hilarious.. the guy didnt notice for a few days.. I dont know how
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Post by cfconcrete on Mar 30, 2008 15:51:05 GMT -5
It's all fun and games until you screw up a load, then you are on my short list. Practical jokes are fine but we (owners included) are all here to make money, $1000 loads of junk concrete really hurt. UM ....WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH KNOCKING OVER THE INSPECTORS WHEEL BARROW? I think he's talking about the soap in the water tank bit. Ahhh, those pumper drivers, they wouldn't know funny if it overflowed their hopper......  Drive safe |
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Post by LEAD DOG on Mar 30, 2008 19:16:39 GMT -5
A BUDDY AND I LINED THE INSIDE OF ANOTHER BUDDIES MIXER WITH 6mil VISQUEEN . THEN WE RAN A 3" WATER HOSE AT THE TOP OF THE PASSENGER SIDE WINDOW AND FILLED HIS CAB WITH WATER . THE NEXT MORNING WHEN HE OPEN THAT DOOR HE TOOK A TRIP DOWN THE SWANNIE RIVER  . OH MY GOD ! IT WAS GREAT! ;D |
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Post by LEAD DOG on Mar 30, 2008 19:18:37 GMT -5
UM ....WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH KNOCKING OVER THE INSPECTORS WHEEL BARROW? I think he's talking about the soap in the water tank bit. Ahhh, those pumper drivers, they wouldn't know funny if it overflowed their hopper...... Drive safe OH ! OOPISE!...SILLY ME  ! |
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Post by dwfnga on Apr 4, 2008 13:44:15 GMT -5
My favorite is when a driver is outside his truck and you know he about to get back in it is sneak into the passenger side and when he opens the door to get in you jump at him and yell it never fails. Also like the firecraker drop.
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Post by chads on Apr 24, 2008 16:42:26 GMT -5
Ring grease under the door knob
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Post by chads on Apr 24, 2008 16:45:30 GMT -5
Walking out of the office and your co workers say are we loading soon? You say yeah the wall is starting dispatch said go load, so they pull under wind up walk in and get there ass chewed ! Funny as hell. Even better when the dispatcher is owly!!!!
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Post by mauserman on Dec 26, 2008 18:36:26 GMT -5
Unhook your buddy's water hose from the truck plumbing, put a penny on top of his rubber washer and screw the hose back on. The penny blocks the flow of water perfectly.
Let all the air out of your buddy's air seat and zip tie it down.
If your buddy's personal car or truck is rear wheel drive put a large zip-tie on his driveshaft. It won't hurt the vehicle but the noise it makes at just 35mph is pretty awesome.
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Post by Yard Bird on Dec 28, 2008 18:37:32 GMT -5
Ok here we go after reading a few in here i'll tell you a few that I have seen over 25 years, a few I did but never hurt anyone or the load just their nerves or patience. 1. Put a marble in the hose right at the truck the driver will climb the ladder and start washing down and (water stops), then he'll unscrew the nozzle off and get soaked. 2. A parked convertable car not running at the plant is a prime target for whatever you bring back (oh say 2 yds) esp. if it belongs to the dispatcher that sent you on the COD from hell and you get back at 11pm on friday night. this car was sitting for over 3 years and never moved, it moved after that.  3. If a driver is sleeping in his truck, go to the passenger side take your turtle off (aka hard hat) and whack the door and duck, 9 out 10 times he'll jump out of his skin. 4. Take the fuse out of the radio for the villiage idiot that is always yacking about nothing every day from the 1st load to the last. 5. I did not do this but, Someone put a shirt, pants, hat and boots along with some 3ft long elk bones in a drivers drum, that never discharged his load, got loaded, went to the job and was unloading and freaked out. 6. post a sign in the drivers room to all the other new drivers that there's a night pour and their drafting from the bottom of the list for sunday night. Enjoy your job, don't hurt anyone or destroy a load. Remember to work to live and not to live for work. Smile only at cute flag girls. |
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Post by BillyCement on Dec 28, 2008 19:31:47 GMT -5
Again with the elk bones.
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Post by concretejoe on Dec 30, 2008 18:43:39 GMT -5
Again with the elk bones. Do we need to draw a picture for 'ya? |
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Post by Yard Bird on Jan 23, 2009 8:26:00 GMT -5
We all had to sign a paper yesterday, that no more jokes at work.... It seems that 2 mechanics were joking around and one took the air hose and blasted the other down the back of his shirt, but the other mechanic turned around at the same time and the air blew out his ear drum.................why should we pay for stupid mechanics that have no brains, is not like it was a driver. The only good mechanic is a mean old cuss and they don't know the word joke ;D |
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Post by BillyCement on Jan 23, 2009 8:35:36 GMT -5
There's a loophole in there so you can still play practical jokes on each other. All you have to do is tell them that you weren't joking...that you were seriously trying to annoy the other person. Damn, I should have been a lawyer.
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Jan 23, 2009 17:16:22 GMT -5
It's never to late, Billy. 
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Post by cfconcrete on Jan 24, 2009 8:57:25 GMT -5
We all had to sign a paper yesterday, that no more jokes at work.... It seems that 2 mechanics were joking around and one took the air hose and blasted the other down the back of his shirt, but the other mechanic turned around at the same time and the air blew out his ear drum.................why should we pay for stupid mechanics that have no brains, is not like it was a driver. The only good mechanic is a mean old cuss and they don't know the word joke ;D They seriously had the guys sign a paper saying you wouldn't joke around anymore at work? I don't know, but the ops manager at my company making us sign paper would work against him in a big way with all the ball busters we got. Imagine, 50 guys banding together and ganging up on the manager, dispatcher & plant supervisor, instead of each other? Oh what we could accomplish..... ;D |
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....WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH KNOCKING OVER THE INSPECTORS WHEEL BARROW? 
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