"How much ya got left...Driver"

[advancedriver]

one of our drivers told the batchman he had "about a yard" leftover, so they loaded him with 9 yards to go to a very big footer. Turns out he had over 4 yards leftover. 9+4=13! Rocks, sand and cement came pouring out of the front of his truck under the plant a full charge! He still gets razzed about that after 4 years

[munkey]

My barrel starts to rattle at about 2mtrs to go.

[Yard Bird]

I always say, how much have you poured?, when they ask to look I say the mechanic hasen't fixed the light in the drum. If all else fails I say its a matter of wheelbarrows, could be 1 or 50 but the answer remains the same. . Seriously I can tell within 1/2 of a wheel barrow. ;D