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Post by Crazy Mudder Trucker on Aug 6, 2008 18:46:53 GMT -5
I agree...mixer drivers have to do a bit of everything! It got on my nerves once...people asking me " How much have I ordered mate?" or "When is the next truck getting here"...so i wrote the following phrase in marker pen on my hard hat...I got left alone for a while.... "DON'T ASK ME, I'M ONLY THE DRIVER" ha! I'm going to have to use that one! How about when they ask "How much do you think I need to finish?". I tell them that if I knew that I'd be the one making the big money. |
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Post by Alex.D on Aug 6, 2008 20:52:41 GMT -5
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Post by concretejoe on Aug 7, 2008 19:52:43 GMT -5
Cool video. You do good work. |
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Post by LEAD DOG on Aug 7, 2008 22:05:04 GMT -5
,,,,,>sniff<  ....GOSH BILLY....THE FROZEN CHICKEN PART SOLD ME...>sniff....snort< ...MAN, YOU GOTTA WAY WITH WORDS! [/quote] WE USE TA TWIST OFF THIER WITTLE HEEEADS....AH... OLD MEMORIES FROM DOWN ON THE FARM........> :'(sniff< |
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Post by BillyCement on Aug 8, 2008 17:03:04 GMT -5
WE USE TA TWIST OFF THIER WITTLE HEEEADS....AH... OLD MEMORIES FROM DOWN ON THE FARM........> :'(sniff< [/quote] Back when I was a kid in the 60's my father worked at a truck stop in Mahwah, NJ. One day a truckload of live chickens came in and a few of them got loose. The old man chased one down and the driver told him he could keep it. He brought it home and made a cage for it in our basement. He said he was going to fatten it up and eventually eat it. Well, that summer my brother and I took turns feeding it. We even gave it a name (for the life of me I can't remember it's name.....maybe Chickey, we weren't very original.). After awhile it became like a pet. Then one Saturday afternoon the old man went down into the basement and brought ol' Chickey up in one hand and he was holding an axe with his other hand. My brother and I started yelling at him that he couldn't kill it. My sisters were crying. But, the old man was determined to eat this friggin' thing. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a hockey mask. He had his brother-in-law hold it down and he whacked it's head off (the chicken's, not his B-I-L's.). The body flipped all around the yard (again, the chicken's). It was like a scene out of a Stephen King movie. He plucked all the feathers and then my mother cleaned it and cooked it. When it was put on the table no one but the old man would touch it. He took a few bites and said it was too dry and the rest was thrown out. If nothing else it taught me to keep my pets away from the old man when he was holding an axe and had a few Carling Black Labels in him. Ah Chickey.....we hardly knew ye. True story.
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Aug 8, 2008 20:08:17 GMT -5
I feel bad for the Billy. |
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Post by Crazy Mudder Trucker on Aug 8, 2008 21:16:20 GMT -5
I feel bad for the Billy. billy?! hell billy is alive what about the chicken? |
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Aug 9, 2008 12:44:33 GMT -5
The chicken isn't suffering from the emotional and psychological damage so many years later.  |
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Post by Crazy Mudder Trucker on Aug 9, 2008 14:02:47 GMT -5
The chicken isn't suffering from the emotional and psychological damage so many years later. billy will get over it......when who knows. He can always get thereapy. |
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Post by LEAD DOG on Aug 9, 2008 23:13:27 GMT -5
WE USE TA TWIST OFF THIER WITTLE HEEEADS....AH... OLD MEMORIES FROM DOWN ON THE FARM........> :'(sniff< [/quo CARLIN BLACK LABELS  ...THAT EXPLAINS THE WHOLE FIASCO BILLY!!....THAT CRAP WAS MADE FROM WATER FROM THE CUYAHOGA RIVER....THE SAME RIVER THAT CAUGHT FIRE AND THE FIRE DEPT. COULDN'T PUT OUT FOR 3 DAYS!!! |
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Post by BillyCement on Aug 10, 2008 6:24:37 GMT -5
CARLIN BLACK LABELS ...THAT EXPLAINS THE WHOLE FIASCO BILLY!!....THAT CRAP WAS MADE FROM WATER FROM THE CUYAHOGA RIVER....THE SAME RIVER THAT CAUGHT FIRE AND THE FIRE DEPT. COULDN'T PUT OUT FOR 3 DAYS!!![/quote] Yeah, that was some awful tasting beer, wasn't it? In the 50's I remember the old man paid 85 cents for a six pack. When I was in the USAF everyone said Falstaff was the worst beer on the market, but I think Black Label was right up there among the worst.
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Post by LEAD DOG on Aug 10, 2008 20:47:43 GMT -5
CARLIN BLACK LABELS ...THAT EXPLAINS THE WHOLE FIASCO BILLY!!....THAT CRAP WAS MADE FROM WATER FROM THE CUYAHOGA RIVER....THE SAME RIVER THAT CAUGHT FIRE AND THE FIRE DEPT. COULDN'T PUT OUT FOR 3 DAYS!!! [/quote] NASTY SH** BRUTHA...JUST PLAIN CRAP! JUST LIKE THE CITY IT CAME FROM! ;D |
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Post by LEAD DOG on Aug 11, 2008 0:01:14 GMT -5
OUR GIFT TO THE WORLD FIRST AND FOREMOST IS....MANLYNESS  . HELL FELLAS, I BET CHUCK NORRIS WISHED HE WAS ONE OF US SO HE'D BE EVEN MORE DEADLY OF A WEAPON THAN HE IS ALREADY!!! ....OH YEAH!! CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T NEED WEAPONS...HE IS A WEAPON
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Post by Crazy Mudder Trucker on Aug 11, 2008 0:19:46 GMT -5
I'm a deadly weapon when fully loaded on the highway and just a weapon when empty on the highway. |
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Aug 11, 2008 16:05:39 GMT -5
Yankin' on the air horn hard, yelling, "Get the frank outta the way, moron!" Hehe
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Post by BillyCement on Aug 11, 2008 19:23:17 GMT -5
Yankin' on the air horn hard, yelling, "Get the frank outta the way, moron!" Hehe
I always said that if they planted a tape recorder in my cab without me knowing about it I would be arrested for some of the threats I make during a typical day in NJ traffic. |
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Post by concretecol on Sept 17, 2008 13:45:16 GMT -5
THAS GREAT WERE A BREED OF OUR OWN, ITS BREAD IN TO YOU, YOU ETHA GOT OR U AINT
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Post by BillyCement on Sept 18, 2008 16:40:24 GMT -5
THAS GREAT WERE A BREED OF OUR OWN, ITS BREAD IN TO YOU, YOU ETHA GOT OR U AINT |
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Post by LEAD DOG on Sept 18, 2008 21:16:36 GMT -5
YEAH BABY!!!  WE'RE ALL FULL OF IT! ;D
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Post by LEAD DOG on Sept 28, 2008 10:03:16 GMT -5
NOW I'M POSITIVE WE'RE GODS GIFT...TWO BABES FLASHED THIER TAH-TAHS AT ME THURSDAY.....OH YEAH!
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Sept 28, 2008 10:55:26 GMT -5
NOW I'M POSITIVE WE'RE GODS GIFT...TWO BABES FLASHED THIER TAH-TAHS AT ME THURSDAY.....OH YEAH! |
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Post by BillyCement on Sept 28, 2008 16:12:39 GMT -5
I've seen guys getting hummers while driving and my brother (who used to drive a mixer) saw a completely naked (fat) woman in a car on Rte. 80 in NJ. 
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Post by LEAD DOG on Oct 1, 2008 18:32:45 GMT -5
I've seen guys getting hummers while driving and my brother (who used to drive a mixer) saw a completely naked (fat) woman in a car on Rte. 80 in NJ. YA KNOW SOMETHUN' .....YER BROTHER NEEDS TA KEEP SOME THINGS ( like the naked fat chick thing) TO HIMSELF |
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Oct 2, 2008 8:50:18 GMT -5
Ya know what the difference between a naked fat chick and a fully clothed one is? Nothing.
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Post by BillyCement on Oct 2, 2008 19:06:47 GMT -5
Ya know what the difference between a naked fat chick and a fully clothed one is? Nothing. |
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Oct 2, 2008 20:38:59 GMT -5
Seems our "God's Gift to the World" thread has taken a very weird turn. 
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Post by Crazy Mudder Trucker on Oct 2, 2008 21:30:26 GMT -5
Ya know what the difference between a naked fat chick and a fully clothed one is? Nothing. shes fat with or without clothes...skinny if you have alcohol in ya and I dont speak from experience. |
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Post by Mort on Oct 2, 2008 23:53:45 GMT -5
NOW I'M POSITIVE WE'RE GODS GIFT...TWO BABES FLASHED THIER TAH-TAHS AT ME THURSDAY.....OH YEAH! That's only on Wednesdays. |
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Post by Mixer Driver 69 on Oct 3, 2008 16:01:19 GMT -5
Didja have an O&A WOW sticker on the truck? That's only on Wednesdays. |
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Post by BillyCement on Oct 3, 2008 16:56:17 GMT -5
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....GOSH BILLY....THE FROZEN CHICKEN PART SOLD ME...>sniff....snort< 
...THAT EXPLAINS THE WHOLE FIASCO BILLY!!....THAT CRAP WAS MADE FROM WATER FROM THE CUYAHOGA RIVER....THE SAME RIVER THAT CAUGHT FIRE AND THE FIRE DEPT. COULDN'T PUT OUT FOR 3 DAYS!!!
. HELL FELLAS, I BET CHUCK NORRIS WISHED HE WAS ONE OF US SO HE'D BE EVEN MORE DEADLY OF A WEAPON THAN HE IS ALREADY!!! ....OH YEAH!!
WE'RE ALL FULL OF IT! ;D
